Shoulder for the criminally misunderstood

LonesomeWanderer
Oct 10, 2018 · 2 min read

We get it, really. You are not that much great of a person, you feel entitled, adrenaline and blood rushed to places it shouldn’t, education went for a vacation(or maybe you’re not even that educated) but sincerely, we get it. You did something ages back (or maybe even yesterday, who knows) which everybody these days is labelling as horrendous (where the hell were these people when it was 1000BC! Jesus!) and somehow you cant sleep peacefully at night because the goddamn phone keeps pinging and you have to wake up and see a billion tweets/emails calling you a piece of excrement. Phones are for sliding through Instagram or occasional cafe hunting or whatever, we know, we feel you.

And seriously, who are half of these people accusing you? They need a mirror (literal or figurative). How can anyone think you’d do disgusting stuff to people who looks (literally or figuratively) like..however they look? Jesus! How can they imagine You, of all people, can do something like whatever you did, to them? Its disgusting we know, right?! Go get tested twisted idiots!!These make our blood boil, we can only imagine the kind of inner rage you are suppressing right now. Please calm down, everything will be fine. Thankfully there’s no death penalty for doing whatever you did. Mental scars are notoriously unprovable (or unbelievable) so you have it covered there, no worries.

You have a friend in him. And him. And a lot of other famous (and not so famous) people like you. You have friends in people who are mom/dad/uncle/aunt/teacher/boss of other victims, so really, you belong to the group of people who are universally revered/respected/admired. You deserve adulation, give yourself some credit. Although to be quite fair, some of the people in your group fall into the “complete stranger” category but hey, he/she felt the same surge of (people say disgusting) power as you felt, the same (people say pathetic) rush of doing the (socially and morally repugnant, again hearsay) crazy, zany stuff you did. You guys are belong to an elite group of people. Consider yourself as a Ninja, only in a sexual predatory kind of way.

The easiest way to take care of the situation? Social network. Reach out to the plebs, take a deep breath, and apologize. Its quite simple really. You just have to remember the “victim’s” name (crucial), say sorry(not as a general concept, keep it contextual) and try not to justify your position (rookie mistake, but you’ll learn). We know, whatever you did, was because of some good cause, or maybe even the other person deserved it or maybe the other person isn’t really a person and just a kid. As the song goes, you’re just trying to make heaven a place on earth. For you.

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