Ten FIFA 20 Player Card Lookalikes

badgerguy79
3 min readApr 7, 2020

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I love FIFA Ultimate Team. Been on it since 2013. I build a squad, lose, sell the team, and scroll the transfer market. As a result, I see tons of player cards. Here are some lookalikes:

Bernat & former Wisconsin Badger Duje Dukan

Duje — very underrated in Wisconsin basketball lore. Here’s a highlight.

Adrian & Kenjac from Lights Camera Barstool

Change Shooting to 85 and Pace to 45 and that card is literally Kenjac.

Skjelbred & Kate McKinnon from SNL

Hoping this inspires a hilarious Skjelbred impression.

Jarstein & Mikey Day from SNL

Another SNL lookalike from the same team, Hertha BSC. The skit writes itself.

Fabricio & comedian Steve Rannazzisi

Fabricio, where were you on September 11th, 2001?

Süle & Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen

Beerfest 2 starring Bills Mafia and Bayern Munich fans.

Pepe Reina & actor Stanley Tucci

Pepe Reina looks like he’s auditioning for Caesar Flickerman.

Gabriel Jesus & Jessie T. Tucker from The Boys

A-Train has 99 Pace, 0 Awareness, and 100 Drug Problems.

Schmeichel & JJ Watt

JJ should retire, lose 150 pounds, and lead Leicester City to another EPL title.

Prinz & Iain Armitage from Young Sheldon

Young Sheldon, AKA the Fresh Prinz of Medford, Texas.

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