Mat Kaysen
Jul 20, 2017 · 1 min read

PENIS!

Did I win?

The penis game is definitely known in Germany, I was able to witness it several times when I was in school.

Oh and the teenage giggle whenever someone mentions a sex organ, preferably in a raunchy, slangy way, is very real in German school classes as well.

And now as a little service from me to you I will just list all the colourful German names and synonyms for the malehood that come to my mind:

Pimmel

Schwengel

Prügel

Prengel

Dödel

Schniedel

Piephahn

Pillemann

Lörres

Rute

Schaft

Zapfen

Riemen

Nudel

Gehänge

Gemächt

Glied

Das beste Stück

drittes Bein

Nahkampfstachel

Einäugige Schlange

Glatzenaal

Python

Lurch

Lachs

aaaaaand

Jürgen (seinen Jürgen würgen)

That are by far not fall. Happy googling ^^

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