Trapped in Elon’s Mansion Part 7: a cybercomedy in Shakespearean verse
Last year, Elon Musk and I got into a fight on Twitter. And this? This is my revenge.
PART 7 (ACT 1.3.0)
[ENTER SIRI, GRIMES, AND JAY Z]
SIRI
Hello Claire, Master Carter’s on his way.
Our good lord finds himself much entangled
In the business thrust of New York City.
GRIMES
No Siri, I have taken no offence —
For Jay, I’d come to any finger’s curl.
SIRI
Claire, it seems all ten do come at you now.
[ENTER JAY Z]
JAY Z
Claire, forgive my any second’s lateness
Siri, I need water. Claire — dost thou thirst?
GRIMES
I have thirst, but dost thou have its answer?
JAY Z
If it is for coffee or tea, I do.
GRIMES
I’ll take tea.
JAY Z
Which? And how is it taken?
