The art of the dirtbike police chase.

A police chase is not something to be taken lightly, as I describe it to be in this passage. Always obey all local laws, drive safe and…

Fuck it who am I kidding.

I (being the good law abiding citizen that I am) have naturally gotten into a few police chases in my 13 years on earth. I am proud (I probably should be ashamed) of the fact that I have escaped every single time. In this, I will tell you a couple easy tips for outrunning the police if they pick ya for a pull over

1. Analyze the situation. If you are in or on a plated vehicle, do not attempt to run. If a cop gets your plate, you’re done
2. Stay calm. Stupid shit happens when you panic. If you panic, you crash.
3. Use common sense. Don’t try and fuckin wheelie past the dude
4. Play it cool. If he does catch you, be polite and nice and take the consequences.
5. Have fun, be cool! Just be prepared to pay the price ;)

If you get caught, how much trouble you are in depends on a couple factors. How far away were you from your house? Did you taunt the cop? Did you have other infractions such as running red lights and stop signs?

I do not condone running from cops if you’re ripping up the streets on a dirtbike, but if you know you’d be fucked otherwise, or are just a thrill seeker, lemme just say one thing