Blowing Up The Death Star:

How the New England Patriots are resembling the Empire as they want the entire league to bow down to them.

In recent years, we’ve watched as 31 other teams in the NFL have tried to dethrone THE New England Patriots as the best team in football. The Palatine to this Galactic Empire is non other then Robert Kraft himself. He’s owned the team since 1992 with the help of James Orthwein. From 1992 to 2017, Kraft has led the Patriots to a total 8 Super Bowls, winning 5 of them. The Darth Vader right up Kraft is arguably the most emotionless I’ve ever seen on my TV is Bill Belichick. He commands his team of Stormtroopers against the Rebel Alliance. (the other teams in the NFL)

From being nonchalant about just about everything to “being 5 weeks behind the rest of the league”, I’ve never seen a man so determined to go back out and get back to it. His team consistently reloads the clip to his already amazing weapon of a team to destroy the rest of the NFL as they bow down to his team. Tom Brady may be reaching 40 (August 3rd is his birthday) but in my honest opinion I feel as Brady can play another 6–7 years if he’s up to it. With the departures of Martellus Bennett, LeGarrette Blount, Micheal Floyd (didn’t play that much to begin with), Chris Long, Logan Ryan, Barkevious Mingo and Jabaal Sheard, there were questions that how the team would look. Belichick spun around his chair and continued to roll his as if he were Birdman himself.

Due to the fact the everyone in the world is confused to what’s going on , the Patriots just laughed at them and shocked them. They traded a sixth round pick for Dwayne Allen who is just a another guy Brady can bomb it to. They traded a third round pick for Kony Ealy who isn’t a bad Defensive End, who had a 54.8 PFF grade( didn’t play on such a good team. They also signed Stephon Gilmore who had a 70.9 grade and was ranked as the 61 best corner,( but I’m sure Bill will turn him into a even better corner. Malcom Butler opposite of Gilmore is a pretty good corner also. They also have a monster of a receiver by the trading a first round pick to the Saints for…..wait for you, yes you’re right. They traded for 2014 First Round pick Brandin Cooks. So yes Tom Brady now has Julian Edelman, Chris Hogan, Malcolm Mitchell, Brandin Cooks, Danny Amendola and Rob Gronkowski with the help of Dwayne Allen. James White is a pretty good threat out of the backfield too. Don’t be surprised if the Patriots repeat as the winners of the Super Bowl. The team is the evil Empire and Gillette Stadium is the Death Star just waiting to erupt. The Rebel Scum must fix up a plan as they figure a way to knock down the empire.

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