READ ME FIRST: An Open Letter From an Apathetic Customer
Ryan Deiss
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Well played, sir, with one exception. You think squirrels are adorable? That’s weird. I prefer chipmunks, but that’s just me. Speaking of me, one of my favorite subjects, my smarter more intuitive side wants you to know you are a treasure… except for the squirrel thing… nobody’s perfect. :)

P.S. I’m not sure, but it could be that working in the call center for years at GoDaddy when it exclusively used the Squirrel Nut Zippers for hold music might have permanently soured my outlook on squirrels.

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