IN EARLY 2020, as the novel coronavirus raged across China and found purchase in the decadent farfalle-infested hellhole of Northern Italy, I was one of the first to call for strict lockdown measures to ensure the safety of the American public. While you plebes were (probably) talking about how “based” and “litty” it would be to have a global pandemic, I was a voice in the wilderness, my courageous but lonely warnings unheeded at great cost. Now…
