Top 10 Reasons to Buy Champagne on Valentine’s Day when Your Wife is Pregnant

Mine was pink.
  1. She’ll make you drink it all because she can’t drink any
  2. It’s delicious, and you want to
  3. You do
  4. You get sort of drunk and watch Arrival
  5. After Arrival you feel emotions, so you watch 30 Rock
  6. You wake up feeling pretty good
  7. It tastes good with pancetta wrapped shrimp and filet mignon
  8. You’re 30 years old, damn it
  9. It was only $15, live large!
  10. Pay day is tomorrow
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