Before I read this article, I was like every other wannabe writer on Medium. Sucky. Sad. Pathetic. Weeping into my bowl of Frosted Flakes. Exactly like that.
BUT NOW I have read. And Now I See. I See and I Understand. I Capitalize Words Randomly to Emphasize My Writing Enlightenment.
To the Woman with Whom I Just Made Semi-Awkward Eye Contact at the Bar: