I Never Write Anymore


Well, not exactly true. I should say I never write for pleasure anymore. I do plenty of writing: emails for work, emails for not-work, grocery lists, mind-blowing novelty tweets, lists that are inline enumerated like 1) this, 2) this, and 3) this, birthday wishes on Facebook… you name it. There’s not much joy in that type of writing, though, and it doesn’t help me become a more expansive writer.

In my late 20's and into my early 30's I would blog. The technology for sharing written content online wasn’t as evolved back then; blogging was technically challenging. Movable Type, created by Ben and Mena Trott, was tricky to set up and maintain, but once configured it was easier to focus on content and less on markup tags. Movable Type launched a self-publishing revolution by making it relatively simple for an average person to share their thoughts and feelings about their area of interest with a minimal amount of friction. For reasons unknown I registered the domain name rabidmonkey.com, stuck Movable Type behind it, and proceeded to write about my day-to-day minutiae. I even invited some friends to help contribute, in the spirit of communities like http://www.underachievers.com/. The Wayback Machine contains a representative example of my early blogging: http://web.archive.org/web/20030210131743/http://www.rabidmonkey.com/. As you can see, I wrote about discount grocery store cards, TV shows, or even the fact that I didn’t really have anything to talk about. Still, the muscle was exercised, and even the shortest entry ended up being many times longer than the average Andreessen-ian tweetstorm or anti-government Facebook rant from random person I went to high school with.


I’ll let you in on a little secret. Want to know what the most popular blog post I’ve ever written is? Behold: XBOX 360 WIRELESS CONTROLLER WON’T CONNECT. This one page, hastily punched out after finally figuring out something with my video game console nine years ago, is visited 10x more than my site’s home page and 15x the next nearest article in popularity, where I share what I learned about my programmable thermostat.


Ostensibly I write for Road to VR but haven’t published anything notable lately. I tell myself it’s due to having a startup job and a commute and two young kids and nobody’s interested in what I have to say anyway so why waste my time. In reality, I know the writing muscle has atrophied and I’m at a loss as to the best way to bulk back up without boring everyone connected to me on social media.

It might be by writing here. Medium seems to possess positives of the early blogs (not a lot of bells and whistles, a focus on the words) but with the Sharing and Recommending people on the Peninsula embraces. I’ll try to write here at least weekly. Frankly, though, most of it will probably be about a 3 year old and a 5 year old and their kid-related problems, or my #firstworldproblems.