You can start by moving to North Korea and checking into a mental health rehabilitation center. Hey cheer up all costs covered by the government.
After you have gotten your fill of that and if they will let you out of that paradise. You should go to Venezuela and interview all the happy people in that workers paradise. Big upside there if you need to loose weight wont be a problem no food to be found.
Good news for us is you wont be in this country and if you write or say stuff they do not like you wont be around to long.