Crystal JohnsonQuit eating like an asshole.Did you know that every cell in your body needs nutrients to regenerate and rebuild? That’s really why we’re supposed to eat. Contrary to…Jan 23, 2019Jan 23, 2019
Crystal JohnsonAn Affair to RememberHave a love affair with yourself first, and then whoever finds themselves worthy can join you.Feb 18, 2018Feb 18, 2018
Crystal JohnsonYou’re a carb addicted whore: you just don’t know it yet!You’re cheating when you take exogenous ketones.Jan 20, 2018Jan 20, 2018
Crystal JohnsonI AM CAVEWOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!“Lions do not care about the opinions of sheep.”Jan 12, 2018Jan 12, 2018
Crystal JohnsonWhat would Cavewoman do? And who is she?I strive to be like cavewoman. And let’s be clear, I am by no means a palaeontologist, so let’s not get overly technical on the term. What…Dec 5, 2017Dec 5, 2017