Nobody likes a pamphlet-wielding corner canvasser, but everyone likes a talented busker. That’s because people want to be amused, not solicited. If you’re going to bother with social media, do it right. Be absurd. Be unorthodox. Be unnerving.
The Rise and Fall of @FairmountBagel
Joe Bagel

Wow, the fountain of wisdom from Joe Bagel really does keep on giving. These few words really do sum up everything that is right and wrong with Corporate Social Media efforts. And it made me LOL for realz, yo. I think I may have even scared a neighborhood dog with my outbursts while reading this post. Well played, sir, well played.