“I wish you were my cousin, so I would be forced to hang out with you” (best compliment I've received).
Only a guilty person would ask about the future.
Your future revolved around some Mormon apartment collective
Looming over The Illinois River.
If you’d learn to stop complaining
And stop dripping battery acid all over your shoes,
You’d look like a dandy mixing pin stripes and polka dots.
What are you up to?
I saw you in Mongolia
and remembered someone I offended.
A lot of people have the same name,
but that was her name; the same