“I wish you were my cousin, so I would be forced to hang out with you” (best compliment I've received).
The wrought iron fence made of vinyl siding
was bent over like a Transformer
after a deplorable robbed the car wash of all cash.
An old woman stared at the innards of an industrial vacuum
Oh wait, you forgot to plug in the “nobody cares.”
They didn’t betray anybody; they just came through for your opposite.
One guy died and was brought back to life when they played his fav song,
He emptied the vacuum cleaner and felt really good about himself.
He sat in the corner of a schoolhouse (not a school, you jackass).
He could see infrared bumble bees and their respective pollen.
Badly tick-covered, like a Life Saver in the mulch,
A guy in a box and myself dusted off down to our cuffs.
The cameras were all secure up in the trees — weird surveillance.