Morgan Freeman’s Plane Crashes

A plane carrying actor Morgan Freeman crash landed in Mississipi on Saturday after the actor found some motherfucking snakes on his plane!

Kidding — his tire actually blew out.

While the plane was badly damaged, Freeman got away unscathed, which is fantastic news for all the penguins out there.

Leaving for Texas to shoot a segment for the series ‘The Story of God’, maybe last night’s scare was a sign that God really doesn’t want a television series to be made about him in Texas.

Commenting on the accident, Freeman’s agent says the actor’s flight to Houston will now be delayed while the plane rehabilitates itself.

Although Morgan Freeman disagrees.

He says he doesn’t understand what ‘that word’ really means and says there’s not a minute that goes by that he doesn’t regret the damage caused to his private plane.

He looks back at the way his blown tire was a week ago and wishes he could go back and try and talk some sense into it. Tell it the ways things are now.

But he can’t.

The tire’s now long gone and an old, unbalanced plane is all Morgan Freeman has left.

And for now, he has to live with that.