Russian Goat Scares Tiger

Just when you thought Putin was the most stubborn asshole in Russia, check this goat out.

Just over a week ago ole’ Billy Goats Gruff was thrown to an Amur Tiger for a light afternoon snack. Miraculously he’s still alive.

It’s amazing, little Billy seems to be getting less attention from the Tiger, than Charlie Sheen now gets from Porn Stars.

That Tiger really doesn’t want to eat. Seems like somebodies been taking pointers from the ‘Demi Lovato Diet’.

Whether it’s Maria Sharapova moaning on a tennis court so loud, you assume she smuggled Martina Navratilova down her pants… or Andrei Kirilenko proudly flapping his Amish fringe, there’s just something a bit quirky about Russia.

But still, let’s not forget just because you may be bigger than everyone else or higher up on the animal food chain, doesn’t mean you won’t end up growing into a soft, little bitch.