Travis Barker Talks About Death, Which Reminds Me Why I Hate Maroon 5
Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker says he tried to pay his friends $1 million to take his life while he was recovering from a 2008 deadly plane crash that severely burned over 65 percent of his body.
“I mean, [medical officials] had to take my phone out of my room because I was making these phone calls. I would call friends of mine and go, ‘You know, I’ll deposit a million dollars into whoever’s bank account. Like, I’m done.’”
I would’ve done it for a roll of Reece-Cups and a run at you’re wife, you scribbled-up, Jewish reptilian.
— Said Tom DeLonge
(P.S Doesn’t Travis Barker look like a more interesting, less douche Adam Levine? I just feel like Travis wouldn’t be the type of guy to masturbate in front of a mirror, listening to ‘She Will Be Loved’ on a humming Saturday night. I mean he had dry sex with a midget — I can respect that. Let’s just murder Levine instead.)