The 10 Shitcoin Commandments
Aug 31, 2018 · 1 min read
- Shitcoins can’t buy happiness. Or, in the long run, anything else.
- There’s a shitcoin born every minute.
- If you have to ask if your coin is a shitcoin, it’s a shitcoin.
- A shitcoin saved is worthless.
- A fool and his shitcoins are soon married.
- If you can’t identify the shitcoin-holder in your first 30 minutes at the table, check your portfolio.
- Better to remain unlaunched and be thought a shitcoin, than to launch and remove all doubt.
- Only other people own shitcoins.
- You can rail against shitcoins all day long and offend no one, as long as you don’t name a specific coin.
- BCH is a shitcoin.
