Originally published in Third Wednesday, Vol. X, №3
Learn what parkour is.
Direct a shot-for-shot remake of Anaconda.
Reconcile the Abhrahamic religions
as equally ridiculous.
Dig up some golden tablets
on a hill in Western New York,
translate them with the help of a crystal.
Finally learn how to do my job.
Grow a long beard
and fashion artisanal complaints
five times as expensive as regular ones.
Finally read Harry Potter.
Build a “star gate” out of used cereal boxes
and visit Illinois.
Publish a goddamned poem.
Learn to whistle two melodies at once.
Also learn to whistle.
Get a life; get another.
Win the National Book Award
Idea: colder fusion. Reach out
about that thing.
that everything, everywhere