Historian, poet, digital engineer. Fiction at @mooncityreview, @longform, & @BklynQly. http://www.benjaminharnett.com
Learn what parkour is.
Direct a shot-for-shot remake of Anaconda.
Reconcile the Abhrahamic religions
as equally ridiculous.
“Hey,” I say, proffering my tablet, “take a look at this.”
My wife rolls her eyes. I know she is doing this without looking.
“Is that another cute animal GIF?”