Benjamin Sledge
Jul 22, 2017 · 1 min read

Or when you were going to some place new, a friend had to give you insanely in-depth directions because GPS and Google Map App didn’t exist. For instance:

Turn left of rancho cucamunga street, then take an immediate right past the werewolf mannequin you’ll see in front of a pink house. Once you turn right, do a U-turn and pass the train tracks. Once you see dancing leprechauns, you’ve reached my house. Oh, if you pass the house with blue shutters you went too far*

*Every house on block has blue shutters

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