Humor

Letters From A Former Fat Guy

Ben Kissam
Nov 5 · 3 min read

Letter I

Dear Sir or Madame,

I am— and always will be—someone that can find an excuse to gain weight based on the current season. Winter? It’s sweatshirt season; no one will notice a little fluff. Spring? It’s too muddy to run. Summer? I don’t even like the beach. And fall? Fall? Well, at least… it’s almost winter.

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Ben Kissam

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Writer, comedian, retired gym teacher. benkissam@gmail.com

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