Humor
Letters From A Former Fat Guy
Nov 5 · 3 min read

Letter I
Dear Sir or Madame,
I am— and always will be—someone that can find an excuse to gain weight based on the current season. Winter? It’s sweatshirt season; no one will notice a little fluff. Spring? It’s too muddy to run. Summer? I don’t even like the beach. And fall? Fall? Well, at least… it’s almost winter.

