Catchphrases I have prepared should I ever find myself cocking a rifle during a dramatic pause

• “And now it’s time for me to shoot out bullets from this”
• “Ring-a-ding ding”
• “It’s guns time”
• “No fake friends no drama”
• “I want to be with you in the long run, because I feel we’re made for each other, but right now I want to be with him. Don’t give up on us.”
• “clams casino, baby!!”
• “Why did the chicken cross the road” —

[cocks rifle]

“Ring-a-ding ding”

• “Nobody should have a gun”
• “Ellen DeGeneres, My Dear Watson”
• “I never understood people with submissive fetishes until I was in a charity dunk tank. It felt really nice knowing how much people enjoyed humiliating and degrading me. I can empathize with them now, I think, even if it’s not really my thing.”