Predictions for Mayweather vs. McGregor

ben frederick
Aug 26, 2017 · 1 min read
  • You will have a hard time finding a parking spot.
  • Michael Buffer and Bruce Buffer will play Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who will announce the fight. Bruce wins 2–1 and makes alot of money.
  • At some point during the fight, the feed will accidentally start playing the movie “Heidi” and everyone will yell “Hey! Whats the big idea??”
  • In round 4, Donald Trump will finally tweet the dumbest thing ever and be impeached.
  • As soon as Mayweather is about to knock McGregor out, your friend will put a quarter in the machine and “A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS” will interrupt the 7th round.
  • McGregor was Mayweather all along, and it you look back early enough in their careers, you can see still of McGregor popping up in still frames.
  • Mayweather’s plane will be shot down over the Sea of Japan, there will be no survivors.
  • John Dies in the End.
  • The entire fight is just a autistic child’s fantasy after seeing a boxing ring in a snow globe.
  • The worker’s will seize the means of production and usher in a glorious age.
  • Mayweather wins by unanimous decision.
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ben frederick

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