Predictions for Mayweather vs. McGregor
Aug 26, 2017 · 1 min read
- You will have a hard time finding a parking spot.
- Michael Buffer and Bruce Buffer will play Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who will announce the fight. Bruce wins 2–1 and makes alot of money.
- At some point during the fight, the feed will accidentally start playing the movie “Heidi” and everyone will yell “Hey! Whats the big idea??”
- In round 4, Donald Trump will finally tweet the dumbest thing ever and be impeached.
- As soon as Mayweather is about to knock McGregor out, your friend will put a quarter in the machine and “A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS” will interrupt the 7th round.
- McGregor was Mayweather all along, and it you look back early enough in their careers, you can see still of McGregor popping up in still frames.
- Mayweather’s plane will be shot down over the Sea of Japan, there will be no survivors.
- John Dies in the End.
- The entire fight is just a autistic child’s fantasy after seeing a boxing ring in a snow globe.
- The worker’s will seize the means of production and usher in a glorious age.
- Mayweather wins by unanimous decision.
