bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneParty Decides Ancient Dungeon with Unspeakable Horrors Good Place to Camp“It’s not really fair that they would attack us when we’re asleep, I don’t even have my armor on.”Oct 10Oct 10
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneEvil Wizard Not About to be Out Eviled by Neutral Party“It’s for a good cause. I would say that makes it ok.”Oct 3Oct 3
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneHall of Mirrors Hasn’t Been Cleaned in Ages“You probably couldn’t even use the mirrors to summon Bloody Mary.”Sep 26Sep 26
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneAdventurers Solve Wall Puzzle by Climbing Over it“Usually there is only one definitive solution to these types of puzzles, and we want to make sure we pick the right one.”Sep 17Sep 17
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneTragic: One Out of Three Teenagers Unable to Locate The Abyssal Plane on a Map“We’re falling behind. I hear students in Mt. Celestia go to school year-round.”Sep 11Sep 11
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneEntry Level Quest Requires 1–3 Levels of Experience“Most expect candidates to gain the experience through unpaid internships, which aren’t available to many students busy working part time…Sep 3Sep 3
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneRust Monster Eats Blacksmith’s Homework“I told mom not to keep Oxy inside, rust monsters should be outside pets…”Aug 28Aug 28
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDragon Upset Lotto Winnings Paid in Installments and Not Giant Pile of Gold“I can’t swim in a pile of annuities.”Aug 20Aug 20
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneGiant Spider Will Eat 8 Sleeping People, On Average“We decided not to count the victims in the town whose water supply was tainted by chamomile.”Aug 13Aug 13
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneDungeon Master Bans Cellphones, Debuts One Man Show“I think he’ll do a great job, and I’m looking forward to passively listening to what my character would do in various situations.”Aug 6Aug 6