Ben SnyderA Bit too Far Away“Everything always seems just a bit too far away,” the young man with the sideburns said, absently scratching his chin. His companion, a…Jun 25, 2018Jun 25, 2018
Ben SnyderJump Street Meets Starship Troopers: How I’d Write the Cena-as-Nukem MovieWhen news broke we could be headed for a John Cena-helmed live action Duke Nukem Bay-gasm, I immediately thought what anyone living in 2018…Jan 23, 2018Jan 23, 2018
Ben Snyder“Porno Made for Girls Like Me”I’ve noticed that there don’t seem to be any porno movies that are made for girls like me.Dec 11, 2017Dec 11, 2017
Ben SnyderWhat I Wish Al Franken Would Say on Thursday“To everyone I’ve hurt, by my words, actions, or inaction in the years since, I am deeply and sincerely sorry. However much I’ve learned…Dec 6, 2017Dec 6, 2017
Ben SnyderA Hornless Unicorn: Reviewing Blade Runner 2049Blade Runner 2049 is an unnecessary and soul-less sequel written by someone who’s watched the original a hundred times and never understood…Oct 9, 2017Oct 9, 2017
Ben SnyderHot Pies and Leaving Something for the ReadersLyanna Mormont for president.Jun 27, 2016Jun 27, 2016
Ben SnyderStoriesIt turns out my penchant for picking up brash boasts, intimate minutiae, salacious gossip, peculiar rumors and colorfully-flavored tales of…May 19, 20161May 19, 20161
Ben SnyderCritical Hit: Fallout 4War might never change, but in the latest entry to the Fallout series, just about everything else can. Thanks to an ingenious (or…Dec 2, 2015Dec 2, 2015
Ben SnyderPieces of Silver“You’ve lived here a long while, Aleksandr,” the butcher confessed to the old man hunched over the single plank bench where Timofey…Nov 18, 2014Nov 18, 2014