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Michelle B

Michelle B

When the movers came

When I was age 4, my parents were making a move from North Carolina to North Dakota. It was an exciting move for my parents, since they’re…

Dec 5, 2017

When the movers came

Dec 5, 2017

Michelle B

I’m a Snowflake and a Sore Loser.

I love it when Trump and his supporters say that we’re being “sore losers” because the Democrats lost. You bet your ass I am. I am the…

May 23, 2017

I’m a Snowflake and a Sore Loser.

May 23, 2017

Michelle B

I have a blind date tonight. And my nerves are in overdrive.

I’m not sure if it’s really a blind date if I’ve. seen a photo online. Is that considered cheating, since I got a sneak peak and I’m making…

May 21, 2017

I have a blind date tonight. And my nerves are in overdrive.

May 21, 2017

Michelle B

(Warning: this piece contains high levels of sarcasm and f-bombs.)

Love Love Love….that giddy feeling in your stomach and weakness in your knees. That really fun thing where we wear our vulnerability like a…

May 21, 2017

(Warning: this piece contains high levels of sarcasm and f-bombs.)

May 21, 2017

Michelle B

Dear Mr President,

I have a bone to pick with you. Ok I lied. I actually have about a hundred bones to pick with you…but I’ll only pick one today.

May 20, 2017

Dear Mr President,

May 20, 2017

Michelle B

Dear World,

I. Am. Sorry.

May 19, 2017

Dear World,

May 19, 2017

Michelle B

Dear America,

Our national security is under threat. Yes…the world is very tense right now and filled with war, death, and extremism.

May 19, 2017

Dear America,

May 19, 2017

Michelle B

Michelle B

I am an activist, traveler and humanitarian. I write for fun, as a form of expression, and to release. I use a lot of dry humor and sarcasm

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