So, I’m in the grocery store tonight, buying toilet paper. I’m at the end of the line for aisle three, the only aisle open. The store manager, seeing that things are getting a little backed up, appears, points at me, and says, “Sir, number two?” I say, “Well, my wife uses it for both.” He was not amused, but I did appreciate him checking me out quickly.

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