Altman, Musk, Zuckerberg Announce Evident Intelligence. Jobs unavailable for comment.
Groundbreaking Advance in Human Intelligence Predicted
Embargoed Till April 1, 2024
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Be Self Evident Coming Out Statement
April 1 2024 — For Global Release on all Platforms
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are pleased to announce a breakthrough in Artificial Intelligence. Assisted by Steven Benfield, both companies have created a new form of computational intelligence, called EI: Evident Intelligence.
Combining the compute and cognitive power of LLMs, EI adds a new element. The LEM. The Large Emotional Model. LLM plus LEM = LLLEMM. And that was too hard, so we took Steven’s advice and called it Evident Intelligence. Because that is what it is.
This joint project between Meta and X. We rejected the name Metax because neither Zuck or Musk like to pay taxes. We thought about utax but marketing shut it down. So this guy Steven suggested EI and we thought he had a point.
EI combines authenticity, empathy, and community. “Mark and Elon got lots of things right, but I had to teach them real authenticity and community. And the we used my empathy, because neither of them has it. That much was evident. I had to act before they zucked it up. We changed the design of X and Threads to allow for a safe, walled garden for the group that needed, fostered creativity and expression, and made the world better, all because of my discoveries.”, said Steven Benfield, host of the Twitch Livestream beselfevident or https://be-self-evident.com
EI is a validation bot. An autenticity bot. I will tell you the truth about anything. If you outsmart it, we will absorb you into the next release.
Former and current CEO of OpenAI, Sam Altman, commented saying, there is no way someone without a PhD could have come up with anything to outsmart ChatGPT-26. Benfield was unavailable for comment because he was laughing too much at the time.
Daryl Plummer, Managing Vice President, Chief of Research and Chief Gartner Fellow, and seven other titles that are too long to print, of Gartner Group, stated, “I’ve known Steven for over 20 years, and if he says its true, its true. Otherwise I wouldn’t have recommended him for a job as CTO of Agentis, an earlier AI pioneer, before all the cool kids joined in.”
“I tried to tell Steven that he was smarter than Steve Jobs,” explained, James T. Marshall, Stevens mentor for 16 years. Mr. Marshall is a former C-Level executive at Apple and worked directly for Steve Jobs. “I said, Steven, you are the smartest person I’ve ever worked for. Too bad he wasn’t smart enough at the time to realize I was telling him he was smarter than Steve. But he is, because he also has empathy. Something that Elon, Mark, Steve, and Sam do not possess in high quantities.”
Benfield was unavailable for comment because he was making a new song with a friend of his in his new studio. Mr. Jobs was unavailable for comment and is not expected to become available on account of his premature death.
According to previous writings, Mr. Benfield has been known to say things like ‘AI can suck my left nut. It can never out emotion any human being on the planet. It writes suck poety and prose. Any artist who cares to, can easily beat AI at any creative task. Because AI can’t feel shit. Just like Zuck and Musk. Jobs had some but not enough. I don’t know about Altman. I’ll let you know after I meet him. But AI will never overtake humanity. Because AI doesn’t experience and learn. Its just vector matching. Our brains use quantum entanglement and superposition for some things. Because it has so much to compute. There are over 200 trillion synapses in our head running on 20 Watts of electricity. AI can suck it.”
EI is available now and can be rented for $5,000 per day until the price goes up. He can be reached via his website and other means. Anyone that wants to pay him, can easily track him down on his LinkedIn.
Steven Benfield is author of the groundbreaking discovery that Happiness leads to higher intelligence and artistic ability, automatically.
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