Morning Journal: Flies on Obama mean Hell thing

Don’t believe the lamestream media. All you sheeple will surely think it’s true when the lying press comes out saying Mr. Flynn was fired because he lied to the administration, but it’s actually because the things he said weren’t true! Don’t listen to the VERY FAKE news on CNN because polls say my approval ratings are not high; which is non-sense, because all of the polls that say my approval ratings are high are the real polls and the others are VERY FAKE NEWS.

The leaks are real but the news is fake. The leaks are real but the news is fake. The leaks are real but the news is fake.

What else rhymes.

The meal is real but I forgot to bake. The dinner’s here but I forgot the cake. I can’t see my feet but the toilet’s great. Ugh, who knows how poets work.

Fox News reports a poll saying my approval ratings are down now, which must mean Fox News, at least their polling people, have separated itself from Fox & Friends, the ONLY MORNING PROGRAM THAT TELLS THE TRUTH.

I went to buy a candy bar this morning. It cost $40. What the fuck.

P.S. Florida is the best state

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