This is not a critique … I’m hoping to learn something about the female mind, so bear with me, ok? Explain how this happens please if you will:
“Does he REALLY think I’m the kind of woman who will drive herself right into the center of the bangzone?
I stared at my phone with annoyance and disbelief, like come on! REALLY!? Who the hell does he think he is?
Then I threw my phone onto my bed, took the fastest shower of my life, shimmied into a sexy dress and drove my horny little ass down to his house as fast as I could get there.”