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TRUMPENSTEIN has about as much of a chance of acting Presidential as a COCKROACH has of eating a 5-course dinner at “Per Se,” with fine, French wine drunk from Baccarat crystal, a full place-setting, linen napkins, crème brûlée with a golden spoon for dessert and a 25% tip for the server.

It just ain’t gonna’ happen!

The man is 70 y.o. He is NOT going to change.