The Right Place at the Right Time: Paul Simon’s GracelandOn that day, at that moment, in my mindset, it was the absolute perfect album to keep me company on an otherwise very lonely trip.Nov 12, 20183Nov 12, 20183
Rejected Slogans for the Motherhood Ad CampaignMotherhood: You Won’t Even Think Twice about Fishing a Constipated Turd out of Your Baby’s ButtholeSep 21, 2018Sep 21, 2018
A Eulogy for My Beloved BosworthI just handed off my beloved dachshund, Sir Bosworth Longfellow, to get cremated. He was 14 years, 5 months, and 8 days old.May 9, 20163May 9, 20163
Cloud Judgment: How Bitcasa Burned Its UsersThis is my “fool me once” moment: I naively trusted Bitcasa, a cloud-based storage company, to back up and protect — in perpetuity — my…May 4, 20164May 4, 20164
Published inBe Yourself5 Brutally Honest Facts about What Happens to Your Body after Giving BirthThings even your mother is too embarrassed to tell you aboutJan 20, 20164Jan 20, 20164
An Experiment with VerseMy hipbones click loudly wherever I walk, The sailors all love me way out at the docks. I’m nasty and dirty and mean as a dog, Please tell…Dec 16, 2015Dec 16, 2015
Published inBe YourselfThe VanHow an Attempted Date Rape Changed the Way I See the WorldDec 16, 20153Dec 16, 20153
The Gentleman CallerThe calls started somewhat innocuously. I’d answer; he’d breathe a little and then hang up.Dec 11, 2015Dec 11, 2015