Fuck Reality
Sean Howard
6819

I think about this sort of thing a lot. The Church if the SubGenius has a concept called the “short duration personal savior” that pretty well sums my relationship to reality. I stumble on topics, and jobs, and career paths, and online groups etc that just excite the hell out of me. I leap in head first and everything is great! THEY’RE THE VERY BEST THINGS, EVER!!! But eventually the dreaded moment always comes when I yaaaaawwwnnn… and think, “how has this exciting thing changed? Why, it’s no longer exciting… WTF???” I am coming to grips with the reality (f*** reality!) that it’s me that keeps changing, and that’s not only OK, it’s a good thing. There’s a word for a life that never changes — death. Also boredom and monotony. I am a Capricorn. Picture a goat leaping from mountain top to mountain top. I’ve reached the top — leap! I’m only half way up — leap anyway! The grass is boring here! If god didn’t want me to be this way, he wouldn’t have had me born in December (that Capricorn thing). I blame god… LEAP!