There’s an old joke that goes:

Two women were discussing their vacation plans. One said, “I’m spending a week at (fill in the most boring vacation destination you can imagine). Her friend was shocked. “Why would you waste your vacation going to that dreary place?” “Well,” the first replied, “I only get a week’s vacation, and I want it to seem like a month!”

Rim shot. Thank you very much. I’ll be in town all week…