Bernie FeshbachTAVR, Shrinking Schlong‘HITLER SURVIVES 5 ATTEMPTS TO INSERT A CATHETER INTO THAT SMALL WEENIE OF HIS. HAVING SURVIVED A LOBOTOMY, THE PAIN MEANT NOTHING TO DER…Oct 26, 2015Oct 26, 2015
Bernie FeshbachUp The Down StaircaseA ‘minimally invasive procedure’ is a procedure that is like a minor operation. Both are something that someone else has. My ‘minimally…Sep 28, 2015Sep 28, 2015
Bernie Feshbach‘God’s Banker’ Archbishop Paul Marcinkus“Bernie did you see those Swiss guards when you checked into the Vatican? And you know my secretary Mauvi don’t you? Well, Mauvi and those…Sep 21, 2015Sep 21, 2015
Bernie FeshbachBooze & BroadsMaking extra bucks in the service as a GI, while not leaving the base, was a prime goal of mine but not easy to come by. Bartending at the…Sep 8, 2015Sep 8, 2015
Bernie FeshbachOats, Corn and SchlongsNothing goes straight down, not even the stock market, except a 20 year old’s schlong right after getting laid or right after masturbating…Aug 26, 2015Aug 26, 2015
Bernie FeshbachEasy Come, Easy Go‘Blow it out your barrack’s bag.’ was the Army substitute for, ‘drop dead’, ‘you’re full of shit’ or just plain, ordinary ‘fuck you’.Aug 20, 2015Aug 20, 2015
Bernie FeshbachThe World Series at Yankee Stadium in ‘36, ‘37 and ‘38To paraphrase W.C.Fields, ‘I spent most of my money on booze, wives and my kids. The rest, I just pissed away.’ In the thirties it cost…Jul 28, 2014Jul 28, 2014
Bernie FeshbachSometimer’s/Alzheimer’s, 95 and Pregnant, Watering In The Rain, C. Arnholt SmithJul 2, 2014Jul 2, 2014
