In conversation with the clothing labels

Lessons can be found in the oddest of places, sometimes they are even hidden in plain sight, but you can see them, only if you remember to turn on the light.

1. S, M, XL, XXL. They do not define you.

2) We (your clothes) can smell you, so don’t forget this lesson:

3) Wrestling tonight? Don’t wear us.

4) A gentle reminder that you are different from animals.

5) Do not file a lawsuit for your penis. We warned you.

6) You can file a lawsuit now.

7) T R U M P

8) We also crack sexist jokes

9) But, all we wanted to say is this: