Why you should vote for Big Chungus for president 2020

Hello fellow readers, today I will be explaining to you my opinion on why Big Chungus is the best candidate for president in 2020. There are many reasons for this, so I will try my best to explain them in this article.

Firstly, Big Chungus is not only fat, but also an animal, which encourages diversity in politics, as currently people discriminate against animals being in highly-educated positions, and Big Chungus being president could help reduce that. Some people are also very mean and angry against overweight and obese people, so if Big Chungus gets elected, he will have much empathy to help end this problem.

Secondly, Big Chungus is a highly experienced politician, as he has participated in the Cuban Missile Crisis as well as aided Genghis Khan in the Viet Cong back in 1935, which shows Big Chungus’s great expertise when dealing with politics that are especially controversial. Big Chungus also has previously accumulated a huge fanbase recently, with popular culture supporting him especially the “Big Chungus Main Theme”.

Thirdly, Big Chungus is not only good at politics, but he also has demonstrated a wide range of skills in different occupations such as being a soldier, a general and also war criminal. This proves that he will think about people of all different backgrounds when passing laws, making decisions, etc.

Thank you for reading my article about why Big Chungus should be president for 2020. I hope that you will vote for him.

If you have any questions or feedback, please leave it in the comments.

Chungus Out.