Celebrity Edition: BillBuster’s Testimonials from Week 2!!!!!

BillBusters.co
Feb 23, 2017 · 2 min read

We shouldn’t share these, but they are just too damn funny not to share!

Since our launch a few weeks ago, BillBuster’s has saved customers over $10,000 annually on their cable and internet bills. Last week we shared your stories, but here are the top celebrity testimonials from this week.

No 5.

“Alright, Alright, Alright. Now we’re talking. The man who invented the hamburger was smart, the man who invented the cheeseburger was smarter, and these guys are genius!!! — M. McConaughey

No 4.

“Practice. You talking ‘bout Practice? I’ve tried doing this SH*t myself, and I don’t care how much practice you have you ain’t lowering yo bill yourself. Call these Motha F*kas” — A.I.

No 3.

“No one knows my struggle, they only see my trouble. You gotta be able to smile through the BullSh*t when you talk to these cable companies. Sometimes I get fed up, but then I keep my head up and call the BillBusters” — Tupac

No 2.

“I never wish death upon ‘nobody cause there ain’t no coming back from that. But I hope the BillBusters go the way [edited — too explicit]. They tried renegotiating my contract and accidently revealed that I’m actually still alive. I never thought anyone would find me here in Norwood, OH. ”- Biggie

No 1.

“These guys are different, they have a different constitution, and they got a different kinda brain, a different heart. Some might even say they have Tiger’s blood. I have defeated earthworms with my words, but imagine what these guys could do with my fire breathing fists behind them. WINNING! — C. Sheen

Keep sharing out there and we will too!!!!

Sincerely,

The BillBusters Team

Disclaimer: These are fake. No celebrities were actually quoted, hurt, or killed in this transaction, etc., or those that are already dead — or supposedly dead. It should also be noted that no celebrities have tried BillBusters yet, other than our moms, not because they haven’t wanted to, but because we only work for the “real” people.

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