In the interest of advancing a better familiarity with best technique, the following is the prescribed method for an afternoon nap in subzero temps, as demonstrated by Layla, an expert in her field.
Step One: on the corner of the deck where the wind howls best, locate the deepest snow, taking care to tuck in extremities including fluffy tail, then quickly check for foxes.
Step Two: position your nose hard by your rear foot.
