Every Episode of Star Wars, Ranked
Garrett Foster

The only thing that’s right here is Empire Strikes Back, except it should be #2. Your ranking of “Force Awakens” shows you are no Star Wars savant. That was a thoroughly bogus enterprise, in which every singe scene is a retread. Basically, the last three Lucas-directed films are far better than you allow, and infinitely superior to last year’s piece of crap.

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