And you think that somehow our glorious leaders, you know, the guys who hire the police you (don’t) love so much, are going to find a magical incantation to decide which of those regular guys is going to go postal? Good luck with that.

Self defense is a bodily function that cannot be safely or effectively delegated to another party. That’s a law of nature. No statute can change it. Learn to defend yourself or die. There are no other choices here on planet earth.