Why I Love Sucking Dick

I don’t know about y’all but I love me a nice long and girthy penis. It is like a blessing from the heavens above. I’d say an average penis, well a good dick is about 8 inches with a circumference of 5 inches. If it’s less than that please don’t whip out the dick with too much confidence, pull it out in the dark and please don’t expect any head, don’t even let it remotely be touched. Cause a female like me would not want to be poked with your lead pencil. In reality I don’t think little dick dudes know they have a little dick, then again porn is a huge reality check. I love a dick that I can’t even swallow completely. I feel like good falacio consist of me gagging on the dick, and the extra secretion of the saliva that is produced from the gag reflex is used to lubricate the dick. I don’t want a dick I can swallow whole, that’s no fun, for all that I can purchase a popsicle & at least I’ll get to chose from a variety of flavors. This is why I prefer my black men, but believe it or not, not all black men have been blessed with a slong. Probably 1 out of 30 black men have a small dicks. Seems like they were last in line when God was giving out girthy dicks. There are some people who say sex isn’t everything, and those are just the people you can’t trust. Remove those negative entities from your life, NOW! I feel like I can’t be with a little dick dude, I’ll be in a bad mood at least 95% of the time. Picture being in a relationship with a guy with a 4 inch penis, girth 3 inches, we get into an argument and let’s say makeup sex will be one of the options to savor our relationship. MAN, unless homeboy has a mean head game, I’m personally gonna be even more upset after the makeup sex. I won’t even be upset about w e issues we had, I’m gonna be upset because of the whack ass sex I just had to endure. Makeup sex saves relationships & a little dick will ruin your relationship. I wouldn’t even be in such predicaments with a little dick, because as soon as I’m introduced to a premature dick, I RUN. And there are a lot of females who say they prefer a smaller penis, well there are a few reasons as to why she says this:

1. That little dick ninja is paying for her mortgage, bought her a car, and is taking care of the kids the big dick ninja gave her.

2. Has never experienced a big dick ninja aka has never went black so has no way of coming back.

3. She’s really taking big dick on the low but doesn’t want anyone to know.

4. She’s an ignorant whore that thinks that big dicks makes vaginas loose.

And last and foremost 5. She’s a virgin.

I’m gonna conclude this, with a God bless all my big dick ninjas and for the little dick ninjas pray to the lord that there is some type of dick enlargement surgery that will be affordable cause the lord knows you need it. And for the ladies that got a big dick ninja at home, suck his dick just because. For the ladies with the little dick ninjas, get him for whatever he’s got girl, cause you definitely ain’t getting no real dick. I’ll be praying for you all.