Billy Jones
I'm just a retired long-haul trucker who exchanged his rig for pen, paper, and keyboard. Read more at

I guess some things just aren’t supposed to make sense even on a profit and loss statement.

Sometimes you just get so high you never want to come back down.

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Buster Bree

Buster Bree, he climbed a tree,
climbed all way to the top,
then he climbed on higher,
as if he’d never stop.

The Daze of my Youth return to me in the most unusual ways and at the strangest times. And no, this is not a story about Venetian blinds.

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He never sent me to drug test again.

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Buried under mounds of imaginary coins, Banker found the secret to solving the planet’s woes. All he had to do was convert all the money in his bank to crypto, and the world would have no more worries.

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Worldwide there were protests for and against the Chiogwata with French President Emmanuel Macron saying, “Gui sait, peut-être qu’ils sont savoureux?”

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Flat Earthers are stupid. Everyone knows the Earth is one big doughnut.

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