“I can’t smell enough to tell Prada from Christian Dior.” — Today we learn how desperate and loathing our protagonist can become. What’s that, you already knew? Entry 3507 “You’ve got to stop this war.” A woman whispered into the phone. “I have to stay the course or Operation Enduring Digitarti will fail,” he shouted, angry that none of his spies had yet…

Poor little spider worked all night to build a web, get it just right, but a hairy fox came running through, knocked it down, oh what to do. Poor little spider worked all day to build its web in its own way, but a hairy bear came running through, knocked it down, now…

It would appear that some Medium Publication owners have lowered the bar yet again. — There are times when paying to get published is acceptable, and times when you should never pay to get published. This is one of those times when you shouldn’t pay. In a conversation with another Medium member I was told that a certain publication owner operating here on Medium, was…

Sometimes it pays to pay someone else. — The old truck looked at me and said, “Call a mechanic, it’s over your head.” But I wouldn’t listen, I had to go on, so I put it together, everything wrong. I hopped inside, reached for the switch, stuck in the key, “Fire up bitch!” …

Stupid is as Stupid Does The extent to which stupidity has infected the American public has become so widespread the CDC will soon have to admit stupidity is contagious, and develop vaccinations to be given at an early age. Do You Really Want to Know What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mosquito? You call that tribute? I would think it…