You are now reading the home page of Wackemall.com. If you look at my about page you’ll only see the following “I’m just a retired long-haul trucker who exchanged his rig for pen, paper, and keyboard.” but there really is more to me. My newest stories will be found directly…
A few years back I deliberately allowed my drivers license to expire. You see, I wanted to know how long I could drive without a license and get away with it.
All the while I maintained tags and insurance on my car, truck and motorcycle, kept my inspections up to date…
Why do you think that is?
You never realize how attached you are to your body parts until you lose one.
-voice of experience
I’m not arguing that pay for women is not lower than pay for men — it is lower — but this has puzzled me for years…
Buster Bree, he climbed a tree,
climbed all way to the top,
then he climbed on higher,
as if he’d never stop.
The people gathered all around
said, “Bring that silly boy down
before the other kids, they all fly off,
then fall back to the ground.
But Buster Bree…
While a teenager in what seems so long ago it might have been in a previous lifetime, this old boomer wasn’t always following the straight and narrow path I follow today.
I started smoking pot (marijuana) in 1971 when I was in the 10th grade at James B Dudley Sr…
As some of you know I spent much of my life as a CDL truck driver. When I was driving for National Welder’s Supply my boss told me one morning that I was to take a drug test that afternoon. So for lunch I ate 2 whole packs of poppy…
Maginary, Ohio — Don D Banker was shocked when his discovered that many, if not most of his customers, were pulling their money from his bank, Royalty Trust and Savings, to invest in green cryptocurrency. It didn’t take long before he discovered why.
Buried under mounds of imaginary coins, Banker…
Kansas City, Missouri, While King Watsegutse of the Chiogwata Nation has not yet landed in New York City, protests are springing up across North America and beyond. The Chiogwata are a tribe of hairy little people first discovered to be living on Antarctica in 1819 before disappearing only to be…
Twenty-two years of writing online have taught me a lot of things. A few of those lessons brought me joy. Most of those lessons taught me the saddest lesson of all, people want to be angry.
Flat Earthers are stupid. Everyone knows the Earth is one big doughnut.
People have…
