Crunchy Cantaloupe Salsa

In 2002 I completed writing a book titled, Billy’s Wild Salsa Cookbook, Tex-Mex for Rednecks, and the Adventures of the Wild Salsa Gang. Every recipe is written in rhyming verse and it tells the story of The Wild Salsa Gang, a group of disparate outlaws I rode with when I was young. (My use of the word, disparate is not a typo. We certainly were beyond comparison.) I attempted to get it published but alas no publisher seemed to be interested, so I’m using this medium to give you a peek at what the media didn’t want you to see.