Wackemall Dictionary

Welcome to the Wackemall Dictionary of the Strange and Unusual Words and Phrases used by Billy Jones.

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Edited by Wackemall.com CEO (Chief Erratic Officer) Billy Jones and updated as more words are added.

Algo is the pet name I have given to the Medium Algorithm. He’s such a sweet Algo.

Beggars toe
is the result of living on the streets for months or years without adequate bathing and health care. Often called Athletes Foot, it most often occurs in people who are not athletes. Beggars toe can be cured with regular washing of feet and toes along with the application of anti-fungal creams.

Boosters See Cheerleaders below.

Cheerleaders are those people who promote anything new as the next big thing without ever stopping to consider the down side.

Chief Erratic Officer (CEO) is someone who is in charge, but shouldn’t be in charge due to erratic and irrational business decisions.

Click Farm See mutual appreciation society below.

Cryptospammers are the thieves who create free accounts only to leave spam comments to their cryptocurrency websites. They often employ Boosters and Cheerleaders, and use robots to do their dirty work.


Entrepreneurs are persons who found businesses using other people’s money, manage the business until at which time it goes public, or is sold-off to larger corporations, or stockholders who screw the business up while the Entrepreneurs party on their private islands.


Gurus are those people who claim to know the secrets that do not exist.

More to come…

Lowest Common Denominator Production is the act of creating products and services that barely do the job the way they were originally intended to do.

Mutual Appreciation Society is much like a mutual admiration society, but lower on the totem poll of those who promote each other under pretense, and without authenticity. While it is possible for a mutual appreciation society to grow in numbers, its quality and value will never appreciate.

More to come…

Trip toe is the result of tripping and breaking one’s toe while on LSD or other mind altering drugs. While common place throughout the 1960s, ’70s, and ’80s the LSD has mostly been replaced by…. How the hell would I know?


Veggie Head Stalker is an old friend I once traveled the world with.

is short for whack them all, can be a noun, verb, or exclamation to take the place of F*^k. It’s most common usages are found at Wackemall.com.




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Thank you. -Billy

I'm just a retired long-haul trucker who exchanged his rig for pen, paper, and keyboard. Read more at http://Wackemall.com