Billy Jones

What Eating Utensils Do In Private

Have you ever pondered the thoughts and actions of the many inanimate objects surrounding you every day? I have.

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The spatula cried, “I’m seeing spots.
Not just a few, I see a lot.”
The fork, she laughed, “Go take a bath,
and do the math. Your homework's due…