We are facing a crisis in this great experiment we call the Internet, a crisis that is wasting natural resources, time, money, and the functionality the Internet was supposed to bring. — We are facing a crisis in this great experiment we call the Internet, a crisis that is wasting natural resources, time, money, and the functionality the Internet was supposed to bring. In my Wackemall Dictionary I define a Spam factory as “any website where the use of spam threatens to…

“I stood at the gate looking at my bike while 4 big dogs with bad attitudes gnawed at the fence barking and growling as if they wanted me dead.” — Click here to return to My Summer Vacation — Part 1 My boss was not at all happy that my two week vacation had turned into two months in jail. So much so he had already hired someone else to replace me, and being that my landlord had just finished…

“Scattered about him were thousands of bodies of brave explorers, many of them his own kind, who had gone there before him never to return, never to…” — Loki looked out over the strange new world he had landed upon just minutes before. What a strange place where the sun never sets but dims and brightens on a schedule all it’s own. Scattered about him were thousands of bodies of brave explorers, many of them his own kind…

I fired 2 rounds from the .38 I had in my sleeping bag and the old woman fell on top of me deader ‘n hell! — Wow, talk about a way to start a vacation. I began the first day of my long awaited two week ride right on time only to end up spending the afternoon and evening under an overpass waiting for gale force winds, lightning, thunder, and driving rains to blow over. …

Our hero becomes distracted by digital advances… — Continued from Entry 547… Online dating, digital divas, selfies… this story has none of that. Entry 3315 “It’s the best plan yet!” General Furnass shouted. “Pure genius!” “What plan is that, General?” “You know,” the general chuckled. “You find a hottie on line, start writing an Internet romance and before you know…

The adventurers of the USS Starship, Donald Trump continue to get worse. — If you haven’t read it, start with Part 1 and follow the link back to here. Introduction Captain Twiggy Stardust stands at the helm of the USS Starship, Donald Trump and states, “Stardate… ah, who cares, no one is going to believe it anyway. Let’s get the story started.” The Build-up “Captain,” communications…

Is the EU a geographic region, a cultural region, or an economic region? All three perhaps? — Perhaps you’re heard of the recent agreement between Canada and Denmark to end their 50 year war over Hans Island, and divide the island between the two nations? While the war was a war in name only with the most aggressive actions being the planting of flags, leaving messages, and…

Is there anything our hero… er, villain won’t do to take control of the literary world? Probably not. — Continued from Entry 547… I know, I know you were hoping the worst book ever written was finished. Well, it’s not. Entry 2755 “You want me to do what?” General Furnass said. “But how is…” “Trust me, General,” the poet said stopping him in mid sentence. “Just let me explain.” “But how…